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Teo K   | Кто и что должен мне по снятию рогов |
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HideНету страха, нету боли,
Есть лишь цель, ты к ней лети.
Оставляя все сомненья,
Факел в небо свой неси.
И плевать что кто-то ноет,
Ты же мир переверни.
цск мы все с тобою,
и победа впереди.(с) Тео к
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| updated 20.06.09 08:44 19.06.09 10:57 |
Sweet Dream | Вот что такое дружба и преданность |
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| updated 21.06.09 21:33 18.06.09 18:48 |
Модификатор | Old Wise Teacher |
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В общем, не удержался я от соблазна зарегистрировать мульта за бугром для того, чтобы пообщаться с весьма вежливым и приятным старичком. Но, чтобы весь клуб не орогатили за мультов, выложу диалог со Старым Мудрым Учителем [3] прямо тут. Порадовало, что разговор с Teacher'ом начинается по клику на небольшой баннер, который у нас обозначает комнату новичков. В остальном система перемещений в городе прежняя - изменилась только КН. Реплики игрока с завершением разговора для удобства удалены.
Ahem… Another "chosen" or what? Was I supposed to greet you? Along the lines of "I welcome you in this world, Great Warrior! I waited for so long to pass an ancient wisdom to you to enligthen… err… enligh…"? Ah, curses, do you even know how many of you people I see every day? And yet everybody thinks "I'm the one, the chosen", the world's savior at very least, without even really knowing anything about themselves…
HideWell, well… "Most correct", "wise one", heh heh… Ahem, I am not the source of ultimate knowledge, but your words warm my soul. A good word goes long way when dealing with others, especially if you're sincere about it. I do have wisdom to share with you and so I shall help you. Remember this: to understand this world is important, but above that you must first understand yourself. And that's exactly what I'm here for - to tell you something about you and to test if you've learned the lesson. That's my purpose and that is what I will do now.
HideGood, good. I only hope that the knowledge sits well with you and won't fly away through those open ears. Let's start from the basics. As long as you're in health - you are alive. It is that green health points - HP bar just over your image. So, how much do you have now? Oh, a healthy boy, aren't you? Don't get too confident though. Every hit to your fragile self will take some of health away. In the end it will drop to zero and you'll die. Too bad, but you'll get used to it. After you fall in battle, you'll be brought back to life, slowly recovering health while watching others fight. You can eat something or use magic to make things go faster. The faster you'll recover - the faster you can get in another fight.
So, did you understand everything about HP?
HideTeacher, heh… so many years passed since people called me that. You bring joy to the old man. So, we were talking about HP and there's something directly related - endurance. Spend a point on the endurance and get a whole lot of 6 extra HP. If you want to stay alive longer - train your endurance. How's that for a tip?
HideThere's not much to thank for, idiot. You're standing around all healthy, so what? What can you do? Your attack like a weak child. You're an easy target to hit. You've got your health, but it will be down in a seconds. Who cares how long you can handle pummeling - all that matters is how fast you can bring down your foe. And how will you do that? To strike well you need strength. The more strength you have, the harder you hit. Strength and endurance are the primary characteristics of the Tanks. They hit well and stay alive through mostly everything. Their fights tend to be long, but they're closer to victory with each strike.
HideYes, with every strike. But don't you think that everything is that simple. The intuition matters as well. With it you can sometimes find an opponent's weak point and pull a staggering strike called critical. Even if enemy is defending, you can strike right through block. Equally, you won't be happy when you'll be hit by one of those. But the better your own intuition are, the more insight you'll have in opponent's actions and so you'll be able to see through attempts to hit you with a critical. Critical warriors, as the fighters specializing in intuition sometimes called, aren't all that buff, yet they can cut an enemy down before he even touches them.
HideHow do you evade such strikes? Easily - that's what agility is all about. If you're agile, you'll evade enemy attacks and won't let him evade yours. Even if opponent happens to hit a spot you didn't block, you'll always have a chance to evade attack altogether. Even if your strike is off, you'll be able to adjust it. Dodgers with a high agility are like wasps. A single sting doesn't hurt that much, but you just won't hit them in return. No matter how big axe you bring he will just gut you with a simple knife as you swing your weapon against thin air.
HideAll of you are just the same. Were you going to ask: "What should I, simple and weak, train?" And I, of course, would reply: "Whatever you like". And you'll leave enlightened. Either that or cursing me for my stupidity. You've finished with the theory, so go ahead and fight the wooden dolls over there. Each is magically enchanted to display one of the traits we've talked about, so you'll see everything with your own eyes. Choose your own style. For what it worth, you can always visit the Healer later and change yourself. Is that understood?
HideOne last thing to tell you about though - experience. Just believe my words, I have experienced a lot of experience. So, you'll get it with every fight won. Get enough and you'll be able to improve one of your characteristics. Also with higher experience levels you'll have access to better weapons and armor. Sounds interesting, eh?
HideAnd so you now know everything you need to stay alive. Of course I told you nothing about other thing that can affect battle, nothing about magic, monsters, about sharpening your weapons… nor did I tell you anything about weapons at all. I believe you'll find the answers yourself. Or you can ask somebody around. You probably want to try yourself against the dolls now? They're in the court over there. You'll have to fight them in order. As I've told, magic on each one will display you one of characteristics, so you'll understand firsthand what your opponents in the battles ahead will be like.
HideOh, we've got us a smart one. Your brilliance is of a sun, no less, right? Well, if you know it all, let's put your knowledge to test. Go fight that wooden doll. It's a strong one. But you do know about strength already, aren't you? Are you ready?
• Ready to go! (бой)
• I know all that already. Go ahead, test me. (бой)
HideOh, we've got us a smart one. Your brilliance is of a sun, no less, right? Well, if you know it all, let's put your knowledge to test. Go fight that wooden doll. It's a strong one. But you do know about strength already, aren't you? Are you ready?
I've got the Strength Doll last time. Who's down the list? (бой)
Сразу три ссылки ведут на диалоговую ветвь поединков, так что я её выделю отдельно (отмечены в тексте). К счастью, она довольно линейна:HideCarefree you approach the first doll with the carvings upon its front "Strength Doll". The doll whirls in action to face you and strikes without any warning!
• Defend yourself!
The battle is over. What's next?
• I've got the Strength Doll last time. Who's down the list?
The next doll on the stand is just exact copy of the first "Strength Doll". The only thing different is the letters on the front - "Agility Doll". Otherwise it is the same, attacking you without any warning or remorse.
• Defend yourself!
Oh, we've got us a smart one. Your brilliance is of a sun, no less, right? Well, if you know it all, let's put your knowledge to test. Go fight that wooden doll. It's a strong one. But you do know about strength already, aren't you? Are you ready?
• I've got the Agility Doll last time. Who's down the list?
The letters on the doll inform you that it is the "Intuition Doll". You approach it cautiously as if not to wake it up… Too bad it didn't help. And now you have…
• ...to fight!
Если уже взят 1-й уровень, то диалог довольно короткий:
What do we have here? You don't look like a novice to me at all. Sorry, young man, I can help you no further. You know everything I have to tell already.
• But of course I do. (finish converstation)
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| 18.06.09 14:48 |
Teo K | МК. |
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Мы на форуме жизнь проживали,
Называли друг-друга братом.
Мы боролись смеялись мечтали.
Вместе общую крыли матом.
И когда-то стеной вставали,
Защищали конфу родную.
Только вдруг на места точки встали.
И открыли монету другую...
День за днём, прогнивая и рушась,
Идиоты конфу убивали...
Ну а вы, что продали им души,
Сладко-сладко им в такт подпевали.
Вы нормальные топы топили,
А в дурацких торчали днями.
ДУх МКшный вы ссуки убили,
Тех, кто против вы палам сдавали.
И рога я одел не за ссылку...
Не за вирус, и не в наказанье.
А МКшную душу пылкую,
Я поднял на алеющем знамени.
О рогах вы кричали и плакали.
Как собаки за кость пред хозяином.
Вместе палам вы здали МКшника.
Ну а я с ним пошёл за компанию.
Так згнивайте же в Курвиных топиках.
Изучайте секс с сразу-сразами.
Вы МКшную душу пропили...
А свои покрыли проказами...
Mood: злобное 
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| updated 21.06.09 21:35 17.06.09 17:38 |
Модификатор | Сувениры |
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А я тут подумал, почему из обычных пещерных ресурсов нельзя делать самые различные украшения и сувниры? Администрация же ввела возможность собирать сувениры в Грибнице и Горе Легиона, чем простые ресы хуже? Ну например...
HideШкура Пещерного Оленя (х3) => Меховая Накидка
Троекорень (х3), Стихиалия => Эссенция из Троекорня
Корень Змеиного Дерева (х3), Кора Змеиного Дерева (х3), Плод Змеиного Дерева (х3) => Бонсай
Кожа Общего Врага (х3) => Кожаная Сумочка
Кристалл Тысячи Ответов (х3), Кристалл Времени (х3), Тысячелетний Камень (х3) => Камень Пророчеств
Сгусток Астрала (х3), Сгусток Эфира (х3), Ралиэль => Сгущеный Ралиэль
Глубинный Камень (х3) => Гусиное Яйцо
Лучистый Рубин, Золото (x10) => Кольцо с Рубином
Лучистый Топаз, Лучистое Серебро (х10) => Лучистое Ожерелье
Серебро (x10) => Серебряное Кольцо
Шепот Гор, Кристалл Голоса Предков, Кристалл Стабильности => Горный Камень
Слиток Пустынной Руды (х10), Железное Дерево (х10) => Дерево в Рудном горшке
Мифрил (х10) => Часть Эльфийской Кольчуги
И т.д. и т. п.
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| 16.06.09 17:24 |
Fatality girl | Дэвид Блэйн 4 - офиц. трейлер)) |
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Mood: улыбчивое 
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| updated 16.06.09 16:05 16.06.09 14:04 |
Ex*Ripper | Для себя |
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| 16.06.09 13:51 |
жадный барыга | УДОВОЛЬСТВИЕ |
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Если УДОВОЛЬСТВИЕ становится Доступным...оно ПЕРЕСТАЕТ быть удовольствием?
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